Let’s Talk About Sex, Watch The Neighbours

Jul 11, 2018

A serious music insight by Salt ’n’ Peppa gives us the key to healthy sexuality. While you are having sex, think of the neighbors and it will be fine.

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I always thought about a healthy sex life as a key to a life full of surprises. At first, I was thinking that sex is just about resting. But now I know every couple in the world is thinking about the neighbors while doing their sport.

The neighbors are the most important people in your life. That’s because if you’re out of sight, you’re out of the heart. After all, it’s not your Hong Kong friend who will help you in case you need salt or pepper.

We got to be friendly neighbors. People from all walks of life, we gotta have diversity! If we want humanity to live in perfect harmony like a family (which we are), something must be done about sexuality.

Always Learning, Never Knowing: The End

God works in mysterious ways. But not too mysterious otherwise we might become fragile. When I was 22, I didn’t know a thing about love but I knew a lot about life.

And then suddenly religious people, in the name of their faith, launched an oral fixation. My girlfriend and I started to fight in the middle of a raging sea, aka got to find my final internship to validate my diploma.

My friends started to make fun of me. Because they didn’t understand I was a victim of a strong stimulant called crystal meth. It was the drug used by the Nazis during WW2.

The neighbors didn’t know a thing about my life but didn’t hesitate to judge my hesitation move.

Gonna Take Time, But I’ll Get Over It

My neighbors when I grew up were the worst criminals of the 20th century. No coincidence I’m a bit dizzy and one of my best friends died prematurely.

Mediterranean people have a wonderful heart and I decided to take responsibility to get out of this place. How the fuck did we come in? One word: chastity, obedience, and poverty.

Now, I have a former classmate who became a priest talking about paternity and virility. He erased the complexity of the animal reign by obliterating 200 million years of history.

I guess the focus on the neighborhood is a good angle because suddenly all our problems will be solved. It was a good education but there were some monsters lurking. Try not to die with that black blog.

Hygiene must be constant because, with time, recovery becomes more and more difficult.

You Are What You Eat and Ate

It was a wonderful education. I had time to verify it on a regular basis. But the heart knows the difference between bad love and casual sex.

Suddenly, we’re not half the humans we used to be. There’s a shadow hanging over us. And that’s why our confidence fluctuates. In the long run, who knows what was the motivation?

I’m proud like a lion in his lair. Something walks through my walls like a ghost. Maybe it’s the diet I was under that put me in a position to do several years of meditation.

It took me so long to find out but I found out: monstrous love. Some could argue that every song I listened to talks about monstrous love. Take for example the one I chose today. It’s talking about love but it’s not a monster.

Fundamentals Calling You: Nice Harmonics

As a conclusion, it seems obvious that the neighborhood is key when it comes to a healthy sex and love life. If your neighborhood doesn’t tolerate couples or nature, then one might wonder what it can tolerate.

The Prince of Monaco decided to have a wonderful wedding with Grace Kelly because he wanted to make Monaco the hub of the jet set. He forgot about a lot of balanced people willing to be friendly neighbors.

They say love can be a prison or uncomfortable but nobody talked about sex this way. They said it was a drug and that we should be careful because once you pop, it’s hard to stop.

That’s why the neighbors will help in order to have a sex life.

The key to a lot of things might be the neighbors then because everybody knows that sex might be the most important thing here on Earth. Maybe I’m talking about projects then?

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Nicolas Sursock

Nicolas is a musician. His work now focuses on digesting 10000 songs of jazz, blues, soul, rock, funk and electronic. He plays the guitar if he's not blogging!