What Kind Of Reign Do We Need To End?

Aug 21, 2019

Today I want to be honest. I want to blog urgently about the reign of Bibi Metayahoo. With that kind of ruler, we will be the kings of pain: the exact contrary of hedonism.

I know what you think: what do you mean, META YAHOO? Security officers decided they didn’t care what kind of conversation you had with someone. As long as you tried to call someone, they don’t care about what you talked about.

Take, for example, my French-Italian friend and the kind of conversation we could have had:

  • that pizza is awesome, especially the margarita with added ham,
  • I’m tired of the alliance of Jews and how it was contracted,
  • it seems Freddie Mercury was a flamboyant Zoroastrian,
  • none of the above: we talked about NBA statistics.

See, that makes a real difference in terms of information. How many innocent lives were claimed with the reign of Bibi Metayahoo? And how many are still suffering from an unknown intensity?

I’m not worried at all: I couldn’t find the words and they found me. The conclusion is natural to see: vague unconscious mess leading to self-destruct.

Will The Ignorance Stop One Day?

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Yes, dear reader, there are things you have to know. Our security officers sometimes don’t care about your conversation. They only care about you being a friend with someone.

Those security officers can only handle information that makes them comfortable. Otherwise, prepare for hard digestion disguised in heart failure.

I could have worked as a security officer, but I think I was since I loved signal processing. And maybe listening to so many songs (more than 10,000) is closely related to prudence and security.

When I listen to music, there are, of course, information that makes me mad:

  • there’s a thin line between love and hate,
  • the price of love is not cheap.

But I also can get information that make me happy:

  • love lasts for a long time and you don’t feel it alone,
  • love is a walk down on Main Street.

What Happened When Zappa Met The Ikettes?

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Frank Zappa hired The Ikettes once (background singers of Ike Turner, the husband of Tina Turner). When he discovered one of the songs was very difficult, he asked The Ikettes not to be mentioned in the record.

It’s so funny sometimes to see the reaction of people who are completely biased because of their selfishness and laziness. I remember Bibi Metayahoo trying to comfort someone who was in a wheelchair because of a rescue operation that went wrong.

I guess being a head of state is much responsibility. Still, you’d better use your senses: it matters a lot if I talked about an outstanding pizza or the alliance of Jews with God.

Was The Reign About Spider Webs?

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It seems the method of Bibi Metayahoo was called spider web. They didn’t know what they were looking for and decided to put traps everywhere and see whom they catch. I’m a great musician, and I’m ashamed to say I fell into the trap.

Readers of that blog know I might be one of the last shadow puppets.

It means it’s subtle like an earthquake, and you make a mistake because you’re missing something. It cuts you open like a knife and leaves you vulnerable.

Security officers didn’t know who was going to fall into their trap and, when they caught me, they discovered 10,000 songs rated 4 or 5 stars. Of course, they didn’t have any problem ruining my life while listening to songs.

There must be some way out of here said the musician to the vacationer. But let’s see if Sting can help us with this song!

Did They Just Wanted To Be Solid?

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If life belongs to the strong (Alfie), then I guess it’s wise to be cruel. Or maybe it’s wise to have useful information and use your senses. There are troubling coincidences on Earth, and now we can see the reign of BIBI METAYAHOO: there’s a little black spot on the Sun today.

It means that convection is impossible because people are robust: they’re freezing and dissociating, or maybe they want to go to see the police but can’t find the words.

This little black spot on the Sun today means 2 things:

  1. the temperature will be cold so be careful,
  2. this will last a few months (worst case scenario).

I guess there is hope today with this post if our leaders are experiencing temporary phenomenons where we have to ditch our summer song. As a reminder, it means there’s too much to say, and you shut up. If you want to let life flow, you have to give the bottom line: people don’t have time to read!

Nicolas Sursock

Nicolas is a musician. His work now focuses on digesting 10000 songs of jazz, blues, soul, rock, funk and electronic. He plays the guitar if he's not blogging!

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